Sometimes, for reasons that are completely inexplicable to me most of the time, people who read my site sometimes like to purchase gifts for me either because something I wrote changed them somehow (true story! it happens!), to reward me for entertaining them, because it’s Christmas or my birthday (March 1st!), because they’re a “money slave” (interested in financial domination? e-mail me: Sunny@SunnyCrittenden.com) or for a million other reasons. That is why this page exists.


Free People
(please pay the duty fees!)


and of course, phat cash always works too!
PayPal button’s on the front page!

Sometimes people like to buy things for my kids too, so here is their Amazon wishlist.

Thanks in advance!
All presents are greatly appreciated!