- MySpace. Probably the worst thing that ever happened to the Internet. (Camgirls probably being a close second, depending on who you talk to.) It makes morons think they’re cooler and more web-savvy than they really are, their shitty, blinky, fucked up layouts like to crash my browser (and all my tabs with it!) and 99.9% of the bands on MySpace either suck or should have their own goddamn websites instead of a shitty, unoriginal, cut & paste MySpace layout made by some other MySpace-obsessed asshole.
- TOFU
- E-cards
- Snow in April.
- People who are so competitive, they compete when no one else is in the game.
- Praying mantises
- The mere idea of giant squid.
- Phonies and the fear that creates them.
- When people try too hard to impress me. It pisses me off and makes me think lesser of them.
- Backyard breeders, those who support them and irresponsible pet owners.
- Grape or banana flavoured anything.
- People who don’t have anything nice to say about anyone.
- Advertising.
- IKEA
- Web design.
- Screennames in the vein of “so&so’smom”. Extra hate goes to those who tack on their spawn’s year of birth.
- deviantART and their merry band of furries.
- Sycophants
- Disney
- People who are negative about EVERYTHING and have nothing positive to say about ANYTHING.
- Patchouli
- Anything to do with licorice. The smell, the taste, it makes me gag. No Jager or Sambuca for me.
- Game players.
- Two-faced people.
- Phonies
- Racism and homophobia
- Long, fake fingernails.
- People who don’t spay or neuter their pets.
