- MySpace. Probably the worst thing that ever happened to the Internet. (Camgirls probably being a close second, depending on who you talk to.) It makes morons think they’re cooler and more web-savvy than they really are, their shitty, blinky, fucked up layouts like to crash my browser (and all my tabs with it!) and 99.9% of the bands on MySpace either suck or should have their own goddamn websites instead of a shitty, unoriginal, cut & paste MySpace layout made by some other MySpace-obsessed asshole.
- TOFU
- E-cards
- Snow in April.
- People who are so competitive, they compete when no one else is in the game.
- Praying mantises
- The mere idea of giant squid.
- When people try too hard to impress me. It pisses me off and makes me think lesser of them.
- Backyard breeders, those who support them and irresponsible pet owners.
- Grape or banana flavoured anything.
- People who don’t have anything nice to say about anyone. (Says she with a “hate list”…)
- Advertising.
- IKEA
- Web design.
- Screennames in the vein of “so&so’smom”. Extra hate goes to those who tack on their spawn’s year of birth. I mean, c’mon, have an identity outside of your children for fuck sakes!
- deviantART and their merry band of furries.
- Sycophants
- Disney
- People who are negative about EVERYTHING and have nothing positive to say about ANYTHING.
- Patchouli
- Anything to do with licorice. The smell, the taste, it makes me gag. No Jager or Sambuca for me.
- Game players.
- Two-faced people.
- Phonies, fakers and frauds.
- Racism and homophobia
- Long, fake fingernails.
- People who don’t spay or neuter their goddamn pets.
- CSI: Anything
- American/Canadian Idol
- Any shows that involve dancing or models.
- Survivor
- Bad TV in general.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Applebee’s
- The word “hubby”.
- The word “slogan”.
- Fake smiles.
- Ignorant people who actually think they’re experts on everything and give ignorant advice freely, spreading the ignorance to those gullible enough to believe them or too lazy to do their own research.
- The word “lappy” for “laptop”.
- Social media “experts” and online marketing douchebags following me on Twitter.
- “kewl”
- When people think “tarot” rhymes with “carrot”.
- Babies/children with Facebook profiles, MySpace pages or Live Journal accounts.
- The NY Islanders
- The Ottawa Senators
- The Montreal Canadiens
- Spam, both the e-mail/Twitter kind and the questionable meat product
- Tacos
- Frozen pizza (they’re all just…bad, every brand)
- Malicious intent.
