…HATE.

  • MySpace. Probably the worst thing that ever happened to the Internet. (Camgirls probably being a close second, depending on who you talk to.) It makes morons think they’re cooler and more web-savvy than they really are, their shitty, blinky, fucked up layouts like to crash my browser (and all my tabs with it!) and 99.9% of the bands on MySpace either suck or should have their own goddamn websites instead of a shitty, unoriginal, cut & paste MySpace layout made by some other MySpace-obsessed asshole.
  • TOFU
  • E-cards
  • Snow in April.
  • People who are so competitive, they compete when no one else is in the game.
  • Praying mantises
  • The mere idea of giant squid.
  • Phonies and the fear that creates them.
  • When people try too hard to impress me. It pisses me off and makes me think lesser of them.
  • Backyard breeders, those who support them and irresponsible pet owners.
  • Grape or banana flavoured anything.
  • People who don’t have anything nice to say about anyone.
  • Advertising.
  • IKEA
  • Web design.
  • Screennames in the vein of “so&so’smom”. Extra hate goes to those who tack on their spawn’s year of birth.
  • deviantART and their merry band of furries.
  • Sycophants
  • Disney
  • People who are negative about EVERYTHING and have nothing positive to say about ANYTHING.
  • Patchouli
  • Anything to do with licorice. The smell, the taste, it makes me gag. No Jager or Sambuca for me.
  • Game players.
  • Two-faced people.
  • Phonies
  • Racism and homophobia
  • Long, fake fingernails.
  • People who don’t spay or neuter their pets.